Paris Hilton claims to be a ‘Top 5 DJ'; Paul Oakenfold laughs

In bewildering news today, Paris Hilton basically thinks she’s a better DJ than many of our most favourite DJ’s. Claiming she’s “one of the top 5 DJ’s” in the world, the heiress has once again reaffirmed her attention-seeking status. So much so, that even the mild-mannered Paul Oakenfold – who gave her the benefit of the doubt, as English gentlemen are wont to do – couldn’t deny that he was “shocked ’bout tha”.

It’s great that Paris realized that being a heiress/socialite isn’t really a job, and moved on to pursue more substantial things like foam parties and Afrojack (who’s #9, btw). But sorry love, wearing a beanie doesn’t make you a “Top 5 DJ”. That’s just not hot.