HomeNewsThis Ad On Craiglist Offers A Free Coachella Ticket To Women With The Creepiest Of Demands Pranav Gupta January 6, 2017 News Coachella tickets are notoriously hard to get. By the time you take out your card and fill in your details, there might be a good chance that the tickets will be gone. Unless you’re willing to spend a bomb to buy the tickets from unofficial sources (scalpers and the likes), there’s a good chance getting the tickets might end up becoming a distant dream for you. However, according to this man’s Craiglist ad, getting a ticket to the festival is really simple. As long as your meet his creepy requirements. Just two days after Coachella dropped its lineup for 2017, it was only a matter of days when Gordon, a 56 year old man posted an ad on Craiglist (now removed), which could well possibly be the strangest thing you’ll see this month, if not the year. Offering a VIP ticket for Weekend 2 to women aged between 19-25, some of Gordon’s demands include that the woman must keep her feet and hands moisturized at all times, use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror and 18 other absurd conditions that’ll make you think twice about going for the festival. Check out the entire ad below: Ok here’s the deal. I have a VIP Pass for Weekend 2. I’m willing to give it away for free to the right person. I’m looking for a travel “companion” that can enjoy the festival with me and just have a good time. I left my job as Supervising Manager at Soup Plantation and subsequently divorced my wife of 11 years. I cashed out my 401k and decided that moving forward, my life is all about having fun! No more team meetings, no more employee evaluations, no more balance sheets, no more darn conference calls at 7am. JUST FUN! I have a room at the Tropics Motor Motel in Indio Thursday through Monday. If you believe you can meet the below criteria, please shoot me an email and describe why you think you make the best fit. I appreciate your time and look forward to finding the right “one”! 1. Must be female between the ages of 19 and 25 2. Must be comfortable traveling in a Recreational Vehicle (Vintage Shasta Chinook 3100 – pic attached). 3. Must have fashionable sense of style in the vein of typical coachella goer (i.e. cute indian headband, small ripped jean shorts, lots of colorful bracelets, etc). 4. Preferably have a playlist of various Coachella artists on phone we can listen to on ride over. 5. Must keep hands and feet moisturized at all times. 6. Must be open-minded and opportunistic. 7. Must be ok with periodic hand-holding (perhaps during certain sensual songs and while walking into the festival initially). 8. Fingernails and Toenails must be nicely painted and harmonious with general color scheme of outfit. 9. I will provide snacks such as beef jerky and peanut butter sandwiches but if you have additional snacks and/or drinks…BIG BONUS! 10. Being social is fine but no excessive fraternizing with other male festival-goers, and most definitely NO PUBLIC AFFECTION with other festival-goers (violation of this rule results in immediate removal of Tropic Motor Motel room privileges and maybe even return ride). 11. Periodic moments of extended eye contact. 12. Allow me to brush your hair once per day (not mandatory, but encouraged). 13. Must not be into drugs, pot ok. 14. Must take a minimum of four photos of us together and post them to your Instigram account. 15. Any personal grooming such as toenail clipping, eyebrow plucking or lipstick application must be done in my presence. 16. At least once during festival, you must allow me to carry you on my shoulders so you can see stage better (perfect time for instigram photo!) 17. At least twice during the festival you must tell me in a playful manner that “I am naughty”. 18. At some point in time during the festival you must tell me that “you didn’t know how this would go, but you’re actually having a really good time”. 19. At least once during our stay after your shower, you must use the steam to write a cute message on the bathroom mirror for me to find later when I shower. 20. Must be ready to party and HAVE FUN! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity and as mentioned, an all expenses paid trip. If you think you’re the one, let me know and we can have a great time together. My name is Gordon and I am 56 years old from West Covina. Best, Gordie With the festival’s tickets having sold out in 3 hours, it’ll be better to sit this one out, rather than taking up people like Gordon up on their offers. H/T: Pass The Aux Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.