Our All-Star DJ lineup for the FIFA World Cup 2014!

With the FIFA World Cup in Brazil wreaking all sorts of havoc and commotion world over, it’s pretty obvious football’s dominating our minds right now. However, we’re intensely vocal about tying in dance music into any part of our daily lives, so we thought it’d be a ball to compile our satirical and humorous list of All- Star DJ’s that resemble our real life heroes on the pitch!

Goalkeeper:

Gianluigi Buffon a.k.a Axwell 

Defence:

Sergio Ramos a.k.a Diplo

Pepe a.k.a Afrojack

David Luiz a.k.a Ryan Marciano

Dante a.k.a Benga

Midfield:

Toni Kroos a.k.a Flux Pavilion

Arjen Robben a.k.a DJ Snake

Oscar a.k.a Hardwell

Kaka a.k.a Netsky

Andrea Pirlo a.k.a David Guetta

Attack:

Lukas Podolski a.k.a Tiesto

Robin Van Persie a.k.a Nicky Romero

Messi a.k.a Skrillex

That’s our dream team, alright. What do you think of our star-studded line up?