Ultra Music Festival comes once a year, and with it, it brings happiness, love and a whole lot of dancing and near naked girls. Sounds like a lot of fun right? It is. If you watch the previous years UMF after movies, you’re left feeling emotionally vulnerable and suddenly you get a cosmic epiphany; if you were to attend Ultra, your life could have meaning again. Luckily, The Bangin’ Beats has been selected to cover it for the second year in a row and today we’re going to find out how you can get yourself to star in the after movie, without taking your clothes off. Think of it as a Hollywood film, except you aren’t credited and you probably won’t win the Oscar for Best Actor/Actress. Let the PLUR begin:
1. You’ve got to be visually appealing AKA smoking hot:
Do you look like a walking talking model for Abercrombie & Fitch? Do people do a double take when they see your face (and bod)? Congratulations, there’s a really good chance you’ll star in the after movie just by virtue of your gorgeous genes.
Love them or hate them, but it’s the total babes who get their 15 minutes of fame every single time, which coincidentally is the average length of an Ultra after movie. So if you’re headed to Ultra this year or ever, make sure you bring your A game or the Ultra Hotties will beat you to it.
2. Wear the flag of the country you originate from as a cape; it’s a sure fire way to get what you want:
Not only does it show that you are a true patriot at heart, it proves that diversity is the key to a really good film.
3. Be the epitome of PLUR (Peace, Love, Unity, Respect):
In order to enjoy a festival the right way and hog the attention you think you deserve from the cameras, continuously observe the PLUR mantra. It’s the one thing true ravers swear by, a sense of comraderie towards all their fellow festival goers. Also if you don’t live and die by PLUR, prepare to get the judgmental once over from the veteran raver.
4. Be one of the dancers:
This one doesn’t even need an explanation.
5. Or, you know, you could just be one of the headliners:
If you aren’t sure of your shot at getting into the movie, you could just perform at it and be assured a spot anyway. I’m sure Hardwell had the right idea when he first performed at Ultra in 2012, and Swedish House Mafia parted ways at Ultra 2013 just so that they could be figured in a big way in the after movie.
So there you have it guys, the 5 ways you might get a spot and a couple of seconds of fame in the most legendary after movie ever created. Or you could just go for Ultra Music Festival, enjoy it and make your own memories. But if you aren’t, here’s Relive Ultra Miami 2013 to get you in the mood:
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